Song of the Day 5 Tuesday, Mar 24 2009 

Song: Halo

Artist: Beyonce

Song of the Day 4 Friday, Feb 20 2009 

I really like this song, and, well, so do a lot of people. I don’t think there’s an official music video for this one, but oh well. This is an amv to the song “I’m Yours” by Jason Mraz. Hope you like it. (I didn’t make this video)

DO THIS NOW!!! Tuesday, Feb 17 2009 

EVERYONE HAS TO HELP!!! There is a poll going on with Popstar Magazine to help nominate the bands to win awards and stuffs and Tokio Hotel has to win! But they are tying in first place with some other, stupid band…SO GO VOTE FOR TOKIO HOTEL NOW!!!

(Scroll down a little and its on the left hand side)

http://popstaronline.com/

Upcoming Tokio Hotel Album!!! Tuesday, Feb 17 2009 

Well, as you all should know…TOKIO HOTEL IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW CD!!! I’m am SO excited…I wonder if I can preorder it? But I don’t have any money right now…darn! Well, I have a few months because it isn’t due till late spring. I wonder what they’ll title it? They havn’t said yet…Oh well! At least they’re still single! And, I don’t know what my favorite song is of theirs…I think its Durch Den Monsun….or maybe just Monsoon…I don’t know….darn them for being so awesome!!! And darn Bill for being so gosh darned hott!!! And beautiful….way prettier than a normal girl….even tho he’s not a girl! Okay okay, calm down Amanda….keep telling yourself, “At least he’s still single… At least he’s still single.” Oh, that’s so comforting!

Song of the Day 3 Tuesday, Feb 17 2009 

Okay, I don’t know if this is my favorite song or not. It’s so hard to choose! There are so many good songs out there….but I think that What About Now mby Chris Daughtry still wins my heart…but I don’t know…hm…

Men and Their Rules Tuesday, Feb 17 2009 

These are some rules for men that i found on the internet. They are not mine….well, some of them are…i threw in a few at the end….teehee!

 

IF MEN WROTE THE RULES

  1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 
  2. If you don’t want to dress like Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys. 
  3. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. 
  4. It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. 
  5. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? 
  6. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out. 
  7. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done – not both. 
  8. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 
  9. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we. 
  10. Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 
  11. When we’re turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying “This is our exit” is not necessary. 
  12. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived
  13. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect
    present yet again!
  14. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
  15. Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  16. Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of
    the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and
    by then you’re stuck with her.
  17. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
  18. Crying is blackmail.
  19. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong
    hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
  20. We don’t remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us
    frequently beforehand.
  21. Most guys own three pairs of shoes – tops. What makes you think we’d be any good at
    choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
  22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
  23. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy
    is what your girlfriends are for.
  24. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
  25. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We refuse to
    answer.
  26. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
    Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
  27. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is
    also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
  28. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not
    proof of how little we care about you.
  29. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know
    you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
  30. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to
    hear.
  31. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
  32. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
    navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
  33. You have enough clothes and too many shoes.
  34. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
  35. I’m in shape. ROUND is a shape.
  36. Men like sleeping on the couch, it’s like camping.

 

After reading all of this, I realized something I should have realized a LONG time ago: Men Suck. And that’s not going to change anytime soon. I kinda feel bad for myself, because I have hardened myself to the point where if a guy does something flirty, I don’t take it that way, because most men normally act like that. So if a guy really DOES like me, I’m never going to know…I’m pretty thick-headed for a girl, now. Hmm….but i really feel bad for those girls that always take EVERYTHING a guy says as a sign that he likes them…..so sad. The female race is pretty emtional….Darn us….DARN MEN!

 

Now, on to the Rules of Men According to Woman

The Women’s Rules

  1. The female always makes the rules
  2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
  4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
  5. The female is never wrong.
  6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
  7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
  8. The female may change her mind at any time.
  9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
  10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
  11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
  12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
  13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.

Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.

  • The male who doesn’t abide by the rules can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
  • Author is Unknown, but I bet it’s a woman.

    Well, now you know. Men Suck. Woman Rock. It’s all in the name…”Woman” is slaing for “Woah, man!”

    I Saw It! Wednesday, Jan 28 2009 

    Guess wat? I went and watched Underworld 3 the other day with my friend! OH YEAH!!! it was way awesome. I recomend it. Way cool. And funny. In a twisted way. You guy’s should see it. Trailer: (notice that the song in the background, is the Marilyn Manson song, “If I was your Vampire”. Ha ha)

    Song of the Day 2 Wednesday, Jan 28 2009 

    This is my absolute favorite song. Altho, for some reason, lately when i think about it, it makes me aggitated. Or anxious. IDK why. Well, here is the next song of the day!

    Song: What About Now

    Artist: Chris Daughtry

    Is This Heaven? Wednesday, Jan 28 2009 

    I almost, nearly, completely and wholey died the other day when i saw these photos. The first one is a shirt that I HAVE TO HAVE. I CAN’T BELIEVE that I found a picture of BILL, of all people! wearing such an awesome shirt! The second is just TOO COOL. He’s Bill. He’s way hotter than you. XD

    The World's Hottest Creature and God's Greatest Creation.
    The World’s Hottest Creature and God’s Greatest Creation.

    hotterthanyou-1

    The Way I see the World II Friday, Jan 23 2009 

    Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

    One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

    His bed was next to the room’s only window.

    The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

    The men talked for hours on end.

    They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

    Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

    The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

    The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.

    Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

    As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

    One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

    Although the other man could not hear the band – he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

    Days, weeks and months passed.

    One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

    She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

    As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

    Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.

    He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

    It faced a blank wall.

    The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

    The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

    She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’

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